WTF THE HECK JUST {HAPPENED|OCCURRING?

I just experienced something so wild that my mind are officially fried. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to do. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or is the reality truly coming apart at the seams? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a horrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. How The Fuck Are You Spouting? Listen up